By Tommy Vee

The AI world isn’t slowing down, and neither are we. From OpenAI hitting some growing pains to the EU stepping up its AI regulation game, and Elon Musk’s wild card influence on policy debates, there’s no shortage of drama, innovation, and big questions. Whether it’s navigating diminishing returns, drafting global rulebooks, or wondering if Musk is the hero or villain of AI, we’ve got the latest for you—served with a side of sharp insights and a splash of humor. Let’s dive in!

OpenAI’s Orion: Not So Fast And Furious

OpenAI’s next AI, Orion, is flexing early—hitting GPT-4’s level with just 20% training—but that finish line? It’s looking more like a jog than a sprint. Apparently, Orion crushes language tasks but struggles to out-code your cousin with a CS degree. With $6.6 billion in funding breathing down its neck, OpenAI’s got to deliver or risk turning into the blockbuster sequel nobody asked for. Bonus? AI data's running out by 2032. Better start hoarding memes now, folks. The industry’s pivoting to post-training tweaks. Translation: it’s less “bigger is better” and more “polish the thing ‘til it shines.” Will it work? Flip a coin.

EU’s AI Rulebook: Risky Business, Now with Regulations

The EU just dropped its “First Draft General-Purpose AI Code of Practice,” and it’s all about keeping AI from turning into Skynet... or a massive copyright lawsuit waiting to happen. They’ve got four working groups tackling everything from "don’t steal that song" rules to "please don’t let the robots go rogue." And yeah, they’re even looking at risks like disinfo warfare and AI making biological bad calls. The big plan? Keep AI developers in check with safety frameworks, KPIs, and just enough bureaucracy to make anyone cry—but hey, they’re trying to future-proof it. This could be the global playbook… or a legal headache nobody asked for. Clock’s ticking: they’ve got until May 2025 to make it official. Good luck, Europe—you’re gonna need it.

Chronicles of Elon: AI’s Doomsday or Miracle?

Elon Musk, tech billionaire, Trump whisperer, and part-time AI doomsday preacher, is making waves. The guy who gave us Teslas and flame-throwers now wants to shape AI policy—and maybe save humanity while he's at it. His beef? AI could outsmart us faster than a GTA heist. Apparently, Musk’s friendship with Larry Page tanked over him being "pro-human consciousness." (Yup, he’s that guy at the party.) But don’t get cozy—while Musk warns about AGI being a "suicide race," critics think his hands are a bit too shaky for the wheel. Just check out Twitter—uh, X—and its buffet of conspiracy theories. If he gets Trump on board, expect tighter AI safety rules. Will it be a step toward saving humanity, or just another Musk spectacle? Either way, grab some popcorn.

The Tommy Vee Take

The AI landscape is evolving fast, with bold moves, big risks, and even bigger personalities shaping the future. As the debates heat up and the breakthroughs roll in, one thing’s clear: staying ahead means staying informed. Thanks for joining us on this ride. Keep your eyes open and your wits sharp—AI isn’t just the future; it’s happening now. See you next week!

Keep your wits about you, fellas! The machine’s will be one step ahead but you won’t be too far behind! This is Tommy Vee, signing off.